Exposed!

I never have sufficient time
To do the mildly sleazy crime,
An indiscreet indecency:
An open-air, al fresco pee.

Behind some greenery I stand,
My flaccid manhood in my hand,
And as the waters from me flee,
The Law bears swiftly down on me.

"Son, do your trousers up!" They cry.
"Please, hang that somewhere else to dry!"

                                                                                               (c)Frank Rooney