Little Donkey - a Modern Parody

Little Donkey

(A Modern Parody)

Little donkey, little donkey,

Now the beach ride’s shut,

What to do now, little donkey,

You sorry equine mutt?

   
Chorus

 Under that spotlight bright –

 Break a leg, break a leg –

 You are a star tonight –

 Break a leg, break a leg.

In the school play, little donkey,

Joseph pulls your ears,

But you bite him, little donkey,

And get the loudest cheers.

In the panto, little donkey,

You are all the rage.

“It’s behind you, little donkey!”

 You’ve crapped upon the stage.

Hollywood now, little donkey;

Spielberg’s just yelled, “Cut!”

Angelina’s sat upon you,

You lucky equine mutt!

Now it’s Summer, little donkey,

Back on Blackpool’s beach.

On your back now, little donkey,

Fat kids squirm and screech.

                                                       (c)Frank Rooney