Friday 31 May 2013

Summertime (Alt)

It  is  common  knowledge  in  songwriting  circles  that  the  legendary  lyricist  and  librettist,  scribbler  of  the  classic  show  Porgy And Bess,  Ira  Gershwin,  was  a  martyr  to  hayfever.  The  first  draft  of  his  timeless  song  “Summertime”  (printed  here  for  the  first  time)  went  thus:-

Summetime (Alt)


Summertime ...
And  my  nose-holes  are  sneezy.
My  head  is  thumpin’
Cos  the  pollen  count’s  high.

Oh,  my  poor  eyes  itch
And  they’re  really  red  lookin’,
Like  halved  tomatoes
When  they  fry.

But   antihistamines
Won’t  dispense  with  the  symptoms;
With  my  nose-holes  explosive,  snot  will  fly.

Summertime ...
And  my  nose-holes  are  sneezy.
My  head  is  thumpin’
Cos  the  pollen  count’s  high.

Oh,  my  poor  eyes  itch
And  they’re  really  red  lookin’,
Like  halved  tomatoes

When  they  fry.

             (c)Frank Rooney

Monday 27 May 2013

Multi-Tasking: A Modern Predicament


After I have tapped out a Tweet,
Perching on my porcelain throne,
I lie the bog-roll at my feet,
Wipe my arse with the mobile phone.


(c)Frank Rooney